My Dog Fucked: Me Exclusive

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When I want to watch Netflix, my dog does not sit beside me. He sits on me. A 65-pound Labrador becomes a weighted blanket. Watching The Crown now involves a furry chin on my laptop keyboard and loud sighs whenever I shift positions. Do you have a “my dog me lifestyle

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